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I wish I was famous. I wish I was rich too. I mean to a certain extent I guess that everyone does, but mostly for all the wrong reasons. I cannot stand celebrities these days. For example, the Oscars come around each year. Millions of dollars go into this event each year, by way of dresses, limos, tuxes, awards, etc.  I personally think that this is absolute BS. Think about this for a second; What if everyone attending the awards wore the same outfit as last year? And then with all the money they save, they donate it to a charity of their choice. That’s close to a million dollars right there alone. “But the press would make me look bad!” Shut the hell up. Honestly. First of all, stop worrying about what the press says for once. Second of all, if everyone wears the same clothing as last year, what could the press really do? This thought has been on my mind for a while now. Celebrities are jokes. Call me jealous, but it’s the truth.  And another thing. The lottery.  In my opinion, the lottery should be 50-50. Give half to the schools in the ghetto. Give the money that we saved on the Oscars to the same place. Give these kids hope and a chance to succeed in life so they can get the hell out of there. Give them a reason not to impregnate girls. Give them reasons to be fathers and mothers, and raise their children correctly.

On a brighter note; here’s a question that’s been lingering in my head for a long time now. If there’s conjoined twins, and one of them murders someone while the other is sleeping, do they both go to jail? (They cannot be separated because they share a vital organ)